If I could I would sleep until noon. However, my employer doesn’t seem to like that idea and they have this crazy notion that I should be at work at 8:00 am. It takes a force of nature to wake me up in the morning and once I am up I need an IV of caffiene to keep me awake. I have tried setting my clock ten minutes early (this never works it just makes you think you have more time to sleep), buying a dual alarm clock (2 alarms but it still has a snooze button), and setting alarm to country western station (snooze button strikes again!).
Luckily experts are always trying to build a better alarm clock below are my three favorites.
This alarm clock launches a flying mosquito-like propeller into the air. The floater makes an incredibly annoying noise, forcing you to get up, find it, and put it back onto the base.
When the alarm goes off the puzzle pieces fly through the air. The only way to deactivate the alarm is to find and assemble the puzzle pieces.
However, my personal favorite is the bacon cooking alarm clock.
Behold the WAKE N’BACON
This marvelous invention wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon. A frozen piece of bacon is placed in the Wake n’Bake the night before. The clock is set to go off ten minutes before the desired wake up time. Two halogen lamps slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes. The result yummy tasty bacon.
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